Showing posts with label Pen Pineapple Apple Pen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pen Pineapple Apple Pen. Show all posts

Friday, November 04, 2016

My Ears! My Ears!

Have you ever fallen in love with a song where the cringe-worthy lyrics are utter nonsense but you can't stop chewing it in your head like vanilla bubble gum that lost its flavor 2 moons ago?

Well, I have. 
I've fallen in love with Closer, which is #1 (!) in many countries worldwide.

And what kind of a monster would you be to tell your girlfriend that you don't want to meet her friends over a song? But, I digress.

A song with a peppy beat but lyrics that make you want to pluck your ears off just so that you have something to throw. 
And the rest of the song doesn't stray too far from the 'Holy Cow, what were they drinking!' theme. 
Surely, the beats are familiarly comforting and the tempo just right to hum along. 

Talking about the Billboard, here's a toast to yet another song with lyrics that will make you weep with deep anguish for humanity.
Just when you thought Gangnam Style would be the last Asian song that made any sense, enter Pen Pineapple Apple Pen. 
I just hope Apple doesn't use it as a ringtone for iPhone 8.

But then, let's face it. PPAP is unassuming. He won't steal mattresses from roommates in Boulder or play the crap out of a Blink 182 in Tucson, ok?

Piko Taro is me. After a couple of shots of tequila. Move over, Sheila Ki Jawani, PPAP is my anthem. Piko Taro inspires. He makes leopard prints and snakeskin look sexy as hell on a guy with a mustache that looks like an eyebrow.

So, with another month to go, there's still time for some more ridiculous music to be made. 

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