Showing posts with label Stripped. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stripped. Show all posts

Friday, September 21, 2012

Selective Patriotism [265/365]

Huang Shih-ting.
Female. 23 years old. Model.
A few months ago, she was still struggling to make ends meet.

But today, if you'd google her name you'll find dozens of half naked pictures of her 'trying' to show as much as possible without really teaching us anything new.

Ms Shih-tang shed her clothes in protest against the decision of the London Olympic organizing committee to remove Chinese and Taiwanese flags. from the venue. She remedied it by using the Taiwanese flags to cover two strategic locations. Ms Shih-tang was obviously inspired by her Indian and South American compatriots. Now, why didn't Poonam think of wrapping herself up with the Tricolour?

In one of the pictures, the good model is standing buck-naked on the flag of the very country she is 'fighting' for. Thank God she is not in India. Here businessmen are taken to court for hoisting the flag in their companies.
But maybe she did make a point- the Taiwanese flag didn't deserve to be up with the rest of the world but covering 'mosquito-bites', her crotch and under her feet.

But then like I rightly said, this won't be the last time a bimbo will strip for her nation. Perhaps we must abandon all other methods of protests. Stripping is the most non-violent way and is easy on the eyes too. After all, it does get everyone what they want- Hare-brained bimbos, their 13 minutes of YouTube videos; Men, with the necessary titillation.

Seeing how bandhs and hartals are not accomplishing anything anymore, a more effective way of protest would be to have Poonam to upload a video of her taking bath in diesel in protest of the recent hike in diesel prices. And Sherlyn.. er never mind. We'll get to see her in Playboy this November. 

Mallika, I hear has demanded 100 bodyguards after seeing this video.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Naked! [240/365]

Don't say you never saw this coming.
Prince Harry's naked butt.

That's right. Seeing how it has been a while since the Royal showed a bit of flesh in public, Prince Harry decided to break the 'dry spell' when pictures of him naked in a suite in Las Vegas surfaced on the internet.

Red-faced and visibly embarrassed, the future King and current Royal Airforce Apache pilot was 'letting off some steam' before he heads to Afghanistan. Gee, that explains it all.
See, it was only a little bit of innocent drinking, stripping and cupping, you know. Never mind that there was an unidentified lady too, but chances are she will be identified in the days to come and she will be offered millions of dollars to spill her two cents of juicy bits (no pun intended) of the crown jewels. Had this been in Mangalore, Harry and the lady would have been taught some lessons in modesty.

So what does this entail for the Prince?
While he is surely going to get a royal earful from the Queen and his father, I doubt if this will be the last time we see the pink bottoms. Harry is too wild to be tamed.
But then, knowing how allergic the Royals are about being caught naked, I think he will turn a corner here.
He might loose his job in the Airforce, but considering how Playboy and the Chippendale's are tripping over each-other to hire his pink tushie, I don't think he will have too much trouble earning.

God bless the internet.
And oh yes, the Queen too!

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