Sunday, September 02, 2012

Deja Vu! [246/365]

That familiar feeling.
Forget the fact that our nation's industrial production is shrinking .
Lets forgive our beloved MPs for paralyzing the parliament.
Lets not even remember that many of our States are almost on the verge of a drought.
Lets all flock to Sherlyn and Poonam. Its amazing what you can do today if you have a pair of boobs, good cleavage and absolutely no shame.

Ms Chopra today 'confessed' via her twitter handle that she has had sex with men, much of which was not of her own free will. As if to soothe any ruffled feathers, she ends with a conciliatory statement that she is a changed person with a shift in the level of consciousness (sic). Right, you want us to believe that, eh?!

Not one to let her 'Most downloaded model on the internet' tag be usurped, Ms PP promptly uploaded a montage of her in her morning underwear glory. Score!

Well, there are a couple of yarns to this.
One- Sherlyn's 'confession' is nothing but a tactical move. You don't just catch a bus to The Mansion. You sleep your way through. Sherlyn, my dear. Tell us something new, something we didn't already know. Like, the story of how you begged.
Two- After seeing one of Asia's hottest porn export to the West (aka Sunny Leone) up close, I don't think Sherlyn could hold a candle close to her. Sunny is a professional. Sherlyn is a wannabe who will probably never get halfway there anyway. And this 'confession' surely made sure that she is 'trending' until her next confession/declaration.
Three- Models like this have to push their envelopes. This will probably be their only claim to fame. Their only legacy to their children ... hmm, never-mind.
Four- India is perhaps the only country in the East where wannabes like Sherlyn and PP can get away with such ridiculously contrite statements. Google Natt Chanapa.

But c'mon, we are not all a bunch of prudes, you see. Most Indian men/women will deny they watch porn or have lecherous thoughts about women/men. They will be the same people who will burn posters in protest because women like PP spoil the Indian culture.  The tiny minority will however tell you that they do watch a healthy dose of porn and be able to judge antics like this in the right way- By ignoring them.

I wonder what motormouth Rakhi Sawant is saying about this. O My Jejus!


Saturday, September 01, 2012

No nation for handicaps [245/365]

We, Indians, will never learn a lesson even if it hits us in the face and spits in our finger bowls.
Case in point- Public apathy at the Special Olympics, London.

Wait! I thought the Olympics was over! Sure, and so is corruption.
While most of the civilized world treats its citizens, able bodied and otherwise, with fearful respect and enough opportunities, closer home our 'handicapped' are lucky if they get a PCO and a job in the diversity quota.

I read an article in the British tabloids of how officials of the Paralympic Commitee of India (PCI) have gifted themselves and their families an 'all expenses paid trip' across our motherland (London, for the uninitiated) while our special bodied sportspeople are left to rot or die trying at the stadiums. Well, if it is any consolation, they must be used to the public apathy that they get back home too.

While the six medalists from our Summer Olympics are still getting used to the fame and fattened cheques, it would take our paralympic contingent nothing short of a miracle to get a medal. While I won't blame the athletes for the dry run, this only proves how deep the rot is.

Clearly, this is no nation for the Special People in our lives.


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